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The Twelve Days of (a SAAB) Christmas

by
Gordon Jr.and Kristine Burgess

On the First day of Christmas a SAABer gave to me.......
a ride in an ISSCV.

On the Second day of Christmas a SAABer gave to me......
2 MRE packs and a ride in an ISSCV.

On the Third day of Christmas a SAABer gave to me.......
3 Hammerheads, 2 MRE packs and a ride in an ISSCV.

On the Fourth day of Christmas a SAABer gave to me......
4 Gambling AI's,3 Hammerheads, 2 MRE packs and a ride in an ISSCV.

On the Fifth day of Christmas a SAABer gave to me.......
5 WILDCARDS...4 Gambling AI's, 3 Hammerheads, 2 MRE packs and a ride in an ISSCV.

On the Sixth day of Christmas a SAABer gave to me.......
6 Chigs A'spooging, 5 WILDCARDS.. 4 Gambling AI's, 3 Hammerheads, 2 MRE packs and a ride in an ISSCV.

On the Seventh day of Christmas a SAABer gave to me....
7 Geeks from Aero-tech, 6 Chigs A'spooging, 5 WILDCARDS.. 4 Gambling AI's, 3 Hammerheads, 2 MRE packs and a ride in an ISSCV.

On the Eighth day of Christmas a SAABer gave to me......
8 M-590's, 7 Geeks from Aero-tech, 6 Chigs A'spooging, 5 WILDCARDS.. 4 Gambling AI's, 3 Hammerheads, 2 MRE packs and a ride in an ISSCV.

On the Ninth day of Christmas a SAABer gave to me.......
9 Marine flightsuits, 8 M-590's, 7 Geeks from Aero-tech, 6 Chigs A'spooging, 5 WILDCARDS..4 Gambling AI's, 3 Hammerheads, 2 MRE packs and a ride in an ISSCV.

On the Tenth day of Christmas a SAABer gave to me.......
10 Bacchus passes, 9 Marine Flightsuits, 8 M-590's, 7 Geeks from Aero- tech ,6 Chigs A'spooging, 5 WILDCARDS, 4 Gambling AI'a, 3 Hammerheads, 2 MRE packs and a ride in an ISSCV.

On the Eleventh day of Christmas a SAABer gave to me....
11 Honed K-Bars, 10 Bacchus passes, 9 Marine Flightsuits, 8 M-590's, 7 Geeks from Aero-tech, 6 Chigs A'spooging, 5 WILDCARDS, 4 Gambling AI's, 3 Hammerheads, 2 MRE packs and a ride in an ISSCV.

On the Twelfth day of Christmas a SAABer gave to me.....
12 Games of Fooseball, 11 Honed K-Bars, 10 Bacchus passes, 9 Marines Flightsuits, 8 M-590's, 7 Geeks from Aero-Tech, 6 Chigs A'spooging, 5 WILDCARDS, 4 Gambling AI's, 3 Hammerheads, 2 MRE packs and a ride in an ISSCV...




Adaptation by Gordon Jr.and Kristine Burgess
( with just a little bit of help from Mum :-) )

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